Sing Softly To Me

Friday, July 20, 2007

baby sized

A lot of people know about me and All Dogs Go To Heaven. The only good thing about this movie is that I got an A for writing a paper about it instead of a character from a book I read in class. Other than that I hate this movie. I'll tell you why.

That aligator in the back, see it? With its creepy smile and bone thing going through it's nose and all? And then when hes swimming around and singing and being really creepy, remember? That scared me way too much when I was little and watching this movie.

And then also it might have been something about the dogs drinking and smoking... I still think that its weird.


But I thought of another movie that scared me when I was a kid while I was sitting at my desk when I got into work today. Does anybody remember this movie? Once Upon A Forest? Probably not. It took me forever to find the name of it online. Its about these animals all living in a forest and then some truck comes along and breaks open and spills all of this gas into the forest. The thing I remember hating the most is how the gas was just creepin all into the forest and you could see everything dying and it was just so sad. And then one of the little kid animals found his parents dead in their tree house. I hated that. But thats really all I can remember from the movie.

Something funny though, I listened to Johnny B this morning instead of DreX since I rode to work with my mom. The only other time I listened to Johnny B was when he had that one lady call him with more messages from her mom. I really liked that. Maybe Becki knows about it. Anyways, this morning there was a lot of talk about the new Harry Potter book coming out tonight and all of these Borders and Barnes and Noble parties that are happening. And Johnny was saying that he was going to go to one of these parties for their costume contest dressed as Voldemort with a belly showin, fishnet tube top. Sounds sexy to me. He was also starting to creep me out when he was saying that he was going to get 30 kids to read the book to him. And he was going to take them all back to his place and have them read a chapter a piece while he sits in the middle of the circle of them on a futon eating grapes. Probably still in his fishnet tube top. But then he was saying that when it gets too scary in the last chapter hes going to have a man read it to him. He doesnt want to get too scared. I'm still laughing thinking about all of this.

2 Comments:

  • aaaaaaaahahahhaha!

    i forgot about the tubetop fishnet belly dacin shirt.

    that johnny, he's such a character.

    And that forest movie sounds absolutely terrible.


    and, GINGER! the voice mail freako grandma! I love that woman more than anything.

    "YOUR SON IS DEAD! He spilled milk and cookies all over my hardwood floors!"

    "Ohh, ohh, ah, I got stung... by a bee... in my arthritic knuckle."

    By Blogger Becki, at 10:00 AM  

  • AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA ooooooooooooo maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan i was just talking on the phone an then i read that and started laughing and laughing and laughing and really creeped out this kid i was talking to hahaha

    ps i love ginger so much. and her arthritic knuckle.

    By Blogger Alli, at 10:30 PM  

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