throw some shoes on dat beetch

Got so warped today. Maybe a little too warped. We The Kings got real crazy at first. I got knocked around and someones body part hit my face. And no one wanted to tell me what the mark that was left on my face looked like until I saw it for myself hours later in the bathroom. I look like Smalls from The Sandlot. He gets hit in the face with a baseball right?



It was probably the best thing ever though, Warped Tour. I cant get over how in love with FTSK I am.

everything beautiful is far away

Introducing one of my professors.


Yeah. You like his bow tie.

Anyways, I sat next to this one girl on the bus today who smelled like that Jergins tanning lotion. And also cream cheese because she was eating a bagel.
And then I barfed.

now you do

We have these little magnetic boys on our fridge and you can change around their magnetic clothes. But I like it better when we put the clothes on our pictures we have on the fridge.

one day

The hairs turned really dark last night. And a ring got stuck in my lip a while ago.

Basically Im a stranger now.

eat your egg sandwich that way

It's the first day of November. So I decided to take my new shoes out on a walk to math in Altgeld. I had a pretty good time. Even though they made my feet hurt a little bit. But the tress are all yellow and red and it seemed like the most perfect day for these new shoes to meet the world. They might be slightly mad at me for ruining them a little bit. When I got back home from class I took the shoes off and put them back in the box. I just like how they look in their box. And I thought about writing this whole thing without putting a picture of the shoes at the end but then I changed my mind.


One new thing that I also like is this one person who writes for the DI. He wrote a very funny Halloween article yesterday and then today in his article about turning 21 he said that he turned 21 in 1934. And I was impressed.

eat the crusts, it'll make your hair curly

Dear Becki,

You can forget about Adam. Ive found you a new husband. Look at this sexy face:


Ohhhh yeah. You know you want it. And hes refined because he was just named a Swanlund Chair at the U of I!

Ill let Adam down easy after you run away to get married with this guy in Vegas or Russia or somewhere fancy like that.

Love, Alli

i want to eat your artichoke heart

I like it when I go home because I always surprise the Harry Monster. All he does is wiggle around when I walk in the door and I think its adorable. Even when my mom tells him I'm coming home he usually forgets so its still a surprise. Hes my favorite.