eat the crusts, it'll make your hair curly

Dear Becki,

You can forget about Adam. Ive found you a new husband. Look at this sexy face:


Ohhhh yeah. You know you want it. And hes refined because he was just named a Swanlund Chair at the U of I!

Ill let Adam down easy after you run away to get married with this guy in Vegas or Russia or somewhere fancy like that.

Love, Alli

i want to eat your artichoke heart

I like it when I go home because I always surprise the Harry Monster. All he does is wiggle around when I walk in the door and I think its adorable. Even when my mom tells him I'm coming home he usually forgets so its still a surprise. Hes my favorite.